i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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