google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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