dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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