is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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