Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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