Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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