Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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