In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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