Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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