Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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