I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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