So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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