positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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