I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.