How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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