i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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