dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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