we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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