erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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