Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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