she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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