Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She said her name was "party"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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