the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
