Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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