do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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