RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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