They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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