What a fucking waste of an outfit
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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