He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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