I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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