There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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