Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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