I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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