I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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