my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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