no. you can't hotbox the world.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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