I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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