Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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