Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
