He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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