READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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