I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I need a beard to bite.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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