I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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