i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
