sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this will be a night to untag.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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