drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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