did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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