i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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