Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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