doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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