I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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