Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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