i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He called his prostate his "boner button".
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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