god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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