I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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