No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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