Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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